As the small child with eyes wide saw the presents awaiting
I thought I was going to explode
As the magi with star sat-nav seeking a king
I thought I was going to explode
As department store Santa all vetted and padded
I thought I was going to explode
As a girl giving birth to the fulcrum of history
I thought I was going to explode
As the glutton with a feast stuffed in my quivering belly
I thought I was going to explode
As a shepherd with angels trumpeting across the sky
I thought I was going to explode
As the muzak jingles on and strips out all the meaning
I thought I was going to explode
On patrol in Helmand province one step from a bomber
I’m just hoping to be home for Christmas